There was a little girl…
I have to show you some pictures of our friends’ daughter.
Oh. My. God. Have you ever seen anything so cherubic? She is a personality of a million watts. And we love her.
So why is this interesting?
I just wanted to point out that if you get on the wrong side of this little angel…
She will TAKE YOU DOWN. She will will wade into your breakables and snackfood like a Kamikaze. She will hurl herself violently upon you with the abandon of a hollywood stuntman coming down from the saloon balcony in a western. She will come at you with teeth and weapons, and goddamnit, you better be taking it seriously, because it is deathmatch, and it is now! That crazed midget will send you to the hospital.
Unfortunately, I’ve never caught her alter ego on film. Probably for the same reason that you can’t see a vampire in a mirror. Or because it’s hard to take pictures when you’re running for your life.
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